Medals that I wont talk bout (cuz u no how to get those without doubt)

INFERTILITY~5 points
MASTER OF TIME AND SPACE~5 points
BACKFIRE~10 points
DRUNKEN AIR SHOW~10 points
TANKICULAR HOMICIDE~10 points
HANGING IN THERE~25 points
TOAST MASTER~25 points

And
I AM ILLITERATE
I AM LITERATE
illiteraly or literaly, u can one of em only

Okay begin with story mode and custom game:
CAVALIER OF SPERM
SEED OF DESTRUCTION
LOOKING FOR A CHALLENGE
My strategy : safe in the air
First, make sure u are in mid-air. If u see a tank in screen, thats too low.
and never go too high (stay in screen).
So u hv most free space for evade and run.
Boost and run away when things get dirty.
Get away from everything if u are not in full health.

Enemies encounter!
Bazooka guy, Grenade guy, Tank:
u wont see em, but u will try to deflect sum shots to em for points.

Helicopter:
Major source of point, crash it or knock it with ur tail.
Remember, crash it from above, so it will kill sum ground unit most likely and wont explose near u.
If it gonna explose and hurt u, boost away or use tail to push it away.

Jets:
Another major source of points. when u see it, stop and point ur tail to it.
It will rush to ur tail and u will get 500 points
Of course, deflect its shots to ground.

Zeppelin:
If there are sum projectiles near u, u can try to deflect em to kill Zeppelin.
Otherwise, just run away from it, cuz it will still get shoted when u ignore it.
Dont try too hard to kill it.

Deflect sum shots if thats easy when u are safe (full health and no aircrafts in screen)

Thats all, and it will make story and custom mode rly easy, but kinda boring and repeative.

Other minigames:
Pancake:
PEDESTRIAN DEVASTATION
Need help for this

Grenade Juggler:
BALL FONDLER
MEGA COMBO
its all bout points, how it works:
1st hit: 10, 2combo: 20
20 combo: 200, 20 or more: 200
Sum of 19 combo: 1900
Sum of 20 combo: 2100

get 59 combo (9900) and its done (u will get hundreds of points from other gernades that u arent juggling)

u may take 2 :
20 + # combo and 20 + * combo (# + * > 30) (9800)

3? u probably dun hv enough time.

therefore, at least, u need to do 35+ combo.

How to start teh combo:
Move a lil bit higher when teh game start,
cuz grenade will explose when it touch teh ground and it would be annoying
then fly horizontal, stop and put ur tail in the way that grenade is coming
catch and hold teh grenade with ur tail, then move teh tail up and let teh grenade roll to ur head.
Here are 2 methods to do teh combo that i suggest:
1. Catch it with tail (combo) again, and then it hit teh head (combo), use the front part of tail to make it faster.
2. juggle it with head (combo), never let front half of ur head touch teh grenade.

if u dont start teh combo in first 10 sec, retry,
if u lost teh grenade that u are juggling b4 u hv 5000 points, retry.
U will get this in a few tries.

Missile Crisis:
EVASIVIVITY
its much easier than it seems.

1: stick to teh ground.
there are 2 big benefits from it:
A: their attack degree reduce from 360 to 180, so u can deflect em easily.
B: if they hit teh ground, they will bounce off and need sum time to aim u again cuz they cant do sharp turn. So they are much easier to avoid.

2: Deflect and run.
they are faster than u, but it takes time to catch u, and most important,
all of em come from same point, so u can stop and deflect em easily.
then run again and repeat.

for safety, boost when u are not in full health or u need to evade missiles only.
And if 2 missiles come from front and back gonna hit u, let 1 of em hit u and deflect another 1 then boost and run away.

u will get this medal in 1 or 2 tries.

have fun.